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Fired at Forty: I’ll Just Become an Immortal Instead
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Fired at Forty: I’ll Just Become an Immortal Instead

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At forty-two, Ethan Lu is unceremoniously fired from his corporate job after eighteen years of loyal service, triggered by a spilled cup of coffee on his petty boss's shoes. Humiliated in front of younger colleagues who mock him as a 'company fossil,' Ethan faces a bleak future. But when he stumbles upon an ancient cultivation manual in a dusty bookstore, he decides to trade office politics for the path of immortality. This urban fantasy blends midlife crisis with xianhua tropes, as a middle-aged man embraces cultivation to reclaim his destiny.

Table of Contents

96 Chapters
01Chapter 1: The Unemployed Middle-Aged Man's CounterattackFree02Chapter 2: The Cultivation System and Me — A Middle-Aged DisasterFree03Chapter 3: The Sword Manual ArrivesFree04Chapter 4: Refining the Qi-Gathering PillFree05Chapter 5: Night Shifts and Skewer DreamsFree06Chapter 6: The Meteoric Iron Cutting BoardFree07Chapter 7: Spirit-Flavor Grilled Fish Goes to MarketFree08Chapter 8: The First Day at the StallFree09Chapter 9: Selling Grilled Fish and Tempering the BodyFree10Chapter 10: The Pill Kicks InFree11Chapter 11: The Cutting Board Saves the DayFree12Chapter 12: Sword Qi and the Cutting BoardFree13Chapter 13: The All-ClearFree14Chapter 14: The Soy Sauce Talisman IncidentFree15Chapter 15: The Kitchen Catastrophe and the Fishy DeliveryFree16Chapter 16: The Rooftop ShowdownFree17Chapter 17: The Salty Sea Breeze Fades, But the Kitchen Flood RemainsFree18Chapter 18: The Jade Pendant's SecretFree19Chapter 19: The Sunset Golden Years Intelligence NetworkFree20Chapter 20: The Market Knows More Than You ThinkFree21Chapter 21: The Silent BellFree22Chapter 22: Days of Grind and BreakthroughFree23Chapter 23: Morning Ambush at the Old Locust TreeFree24Chapter 24: StocktakingFree25Chapter 25: The Morning AmbushFree26Chapter 26: The Fishy-Scale Powder IncidentFree27Chapter 27: The Night Wind StirsFree28Chapter 28: The Secret of the Old Residential ComplexFree29Chapter 29: LeavingFree30Chapter 30: Listening to the WavesFree31Chapter 31: The Morning Tide Breaks ThroughFree32Chapter 32: The Three Divine Abilities of the Sea-Suppressing JadeFree33Chapter 33: Seven Days After the TideFree34Chapter 34: The Sound of the SeaFree35Chapter 35: The Lock-Sea FormationFree36Chapter 36: The Sea Wind at Listening-Waves LodgeFree37Chapter 37: The Rising SunFree38Chapter 38: The Azure Dragon TokenFree39Chapter 39: System, What Tasks Are Even Pending?Free40Chapter 40: Fishing for a Foundation FishFree41Chapter 41: The Soul-Search's StingFree42Chapter 42: The Ten Thousand Treasures PavilionFree43Chapter 43: The Corridor ConfrontationFree44Chapter 44: The Dawn Breaks the EvilFree45Chapter 45: The Weight of ProgressFree46Chapter 46: The Old Fishing HarbourFree47Chapter 47: The Hidden CoveFree48Chapter 48: The Blade and Anvil's Final FusionFree49Chapter 49: The Tide TurnsFree50Chapter 50: Righteous Qi Pierces the SunFree51Chapter 51: The Guixu Secret RealmFree52Chapter 52: Foundation Establishment Blessing PackFree53Chapter 53: The Secret of the Sunken RealmFree54Chapter 54: The Hidden Stake at Baizhen PavilionFree55Chapter 55: Night Raid on the Blood-Scale ManorFree56Chapter 56: The Secret ChamberFree57Chapter 57: The Art of DisguiseFree58Chapter 58: The Art of Disguise, MasteredFree59Chapter 59: Into the CapitalFree60Chapter 60: The Deputy Director Pays a VisitFree61Chapter 61: The Aura Membrane ShattersFree62Chapter 62: The Director's Remnant SoulFree63Chapter 63: The Radiant Return of the Suspended GourdFree64Chapter 64: The Bureau Chief's ReturnFree65Chapter 65: The System Chimes a Million Times — And the Shop Finally OpensFree66Chapter 66: The Space-Compression TalismanFree67Chapter 67: The Old Scale That Weighs More Than FishFree68Chapter 68: The Morning StallFree69Chapter 69: The Demon Demon Suppression Bureau Rises AgainFree70Chapter 70: The Meteoric Iron FragmentFree71Chapter 71: The Tide Saint Body ArtFree72Chapter 72: The Xuanmen Bureau's Mobilization OrderFree73Chapter 73: The Bloody Mist ArrayFree74Chapter 74: Reinforcements Arrive, Victor Jin EmergesFree75Chapter 75: The Marrow-Cleansing ElixirFree76Chapter 76: The Warmth Beneath the Jade SealFree77Chapter 77: HomecomingFree78Chapter 78: The Sea Wind and the Formation-Breaking CompassFree79Chapter 79: The Ten-Thousand Fiend Soul-Devouring FormationFree80Chapter 80: The Third FragmentFree81Chapter 81: A Desperate GambleFree82Chapter 82: The Villain's Leader's Eyes Burned with Bloodthirsty MadnessFree83Chapter 83: The Rewards CeremonyFree84Chapter 84: The Ripples of Black Reef IslandFree85Chapter 85: The Tribulation of Core FormationFree86Chapter 86: The Truth Carved in StoneFree87Chapter 87: Refusing the Toast, Drinking the ForfeitFree88Chapter 88: The Core Formation Rotates — Merit Points SurgeFree89Chapter 89: The Sea-Suppressing Sword RestoredFree90Chapter 90: The Grand Spiritual Energy Revival PlanFree91Chapter 91: Sect-Hopping for Spirit SoilFree92Chapter 92: The Sect Master of Kunlun Immortal Sect, Yun Que, Led the Way Ahead.Free93Chapter 93: The Xuxi SoilFree94Chapter 94: The Kunlun Star ChartFree95Chapter 95: The Western ReachesFree96Chapter 96: The Jade Talisman of PenglaiFree